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“The marks humans leave are too often scars.” ~ “What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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(via asian)

bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

(via side-3ffects)

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(Source: disowns, via unescapable)

codependentsamanddean:

Sam and Dean versus Jared and Jensen

(via burntardis)

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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(via burntardis)

Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

True

(Source: versaceslut, via burntardis)

Anonymous: do u even lift bruh

humorking:

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nah but i jack off a lot

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.